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Frederick Rizzolo Collection
Inside Vegas by Steve Miller
March 5, 2007
LAS VEGAS - Gucci
has them. So does Versace, Prada,
Brioni and Giorgio
Armani. Now renown Sin City style setter and ex-strip club owner
# 41390-048) announces
his exclusive Spring and Fall Collections of original haute couture entitled "Mr.
Frederick Designer Prison Wear and
Just in time for Spring, the first exclusive Mr.
will soon be available in the
stores, fashion boutiques, and Federal Prison commissaries.
HERE ARE JUST A FEW OF MR.
FREDERICK'S LATEST DESIGNS:
Frederick Federal Prison Uniform
An elegant two piece
Inmate's Uniform identical to
Frederick Rizzolo's U.S. Government issued ensemble.
This cotton poly blend permanent press, one breast pocket,
elastic waist band, with no trouser pockets design is
sumptuous simplicity and comfort at it's finest. Perfect
for idling away the warm summer days in the lush
San Joaquin Valley of Central
Available in Small - 6 XL.
OTHER EXCLUSIVE MR. FREDERICK
Frederick Designer Strait
strap to prevent slipping jacket over head
To be used with Wrist Cuffs (below)
FROM MR. FREDERICK
Mr. Frederick Belly
Mr. Frederick Leg Irons (satin
finish w/2 keys)
(14 Kt Gold with
engraved "Mr. Frederick"
available by special order)
FOR THOSE MOMENTS OF
Isolation Hood (Black
or 12 Kt Gold Plate)
FOR MOMENTS OF
Chair (black with gray cushions
THOSE MELANCHOLY OR COMPULSIVE MOMENTS:
Suicide Smock (one size fits all - available in black rubber
Body Restraint & Quit Smoking Bag (available in
white w/forest green velcro straps, or teal
blue w/midnight black velcro straps). Sure to stop Frederick Rizzolo's
chain smoking addiction.
PISSY FITS IN THE EXERCISE YARD:
Be the first to own an original
creation by one of Sin City's most stylish racketeers.
Items from the Mr. Frederick
Collection will become collector's items and increase in
value each time someone on national TV says "The mob left Vegas years
ago," or "There is no Mafia."
For a lucky few, Frederick
Rizzolo's personal Mr. Frederick
Federal Prison Uniform and
Spit Net will be auctioned following his May 2008 release when
he's expected to be welcomed back into Las
Vegas and Newport
Beach high society to resume his roll as a "Pillar
of the community," and casino whale.
Along with Mr. Rizzolo's
generous donation of personal items, his cell
mate, Bonanno crime
family member Vinny
Faraci (Inmate # 18408-053
), is also expected to donate his Mr.
Frederick prison garb
to a Las
Vegas charity for auctioning after the completion of his five month
All proceeds from the retail sales and auction of Mr.
Frederick merchandise will be
donated to the "Mike
Signorelli, Keep the Crazy Horse Too Open Fund."
Since Mr. Rizzolo was barred
from his own
property, and national
news stories telling of extortion and violence, business at the
Crazy Horse has
and his silent
partners are furious.
The monies donated to Mr.
Signorelli will help him pay Mr. Rizzolo and his associates their unpaid
back rent that's now in the rears (no pun intended) over $2 million
(Proceeds from sales of the Mr.
Frederick Collection will not
be shared with beating victim Kirk
Henry or the IRS.)
(Photo by Buffalo Jim Barrier)
enters prison on May 22,
Rizzolo (# 41390-048) will start to work designing
Frederick Fall Collection with
exclusive items that may
be more apropos to his actual living conditions at the Taft
Facility in Central California.
In addition to the above items, the Mr.
Frederick Fall Collection is expected to
include: The Mr. Frederick
Cigar Humidor; Designer Tennis
Chair: Pool Cue; Massage
Bat; Sauna; Golf
Clubs; Mr. Frederick Scented Soap; Cell
Phone; Mr. Frederick monogramed toilet
Coke Spoon; Sterling Silver Candle Holders and Monogrammed Flatware
for dinners with the Warden.
For information on the Mr.
Frederick Collections, including prices and dates the
collections will go on sale, visit the chic Crazy
Horse Too Gift
Shop, 2476 industrial Road (under the overpass next to Buffalo Jim's Garage and the
railroad tracks where Scott
Fau was beaten to death in 1995 by Frederick Rizzolo's well
The Crazy Horse Too Gift Shop accepts all
credit cards. But CAUTION:
According to former U.S.
Daniel Bogden and Las
Vegas City Attorney Bradford Jerbic, numerous
incidents involving credit card overcharges at the Crazy Horse resulted
in 35 to 40
beatings in a three year period. So it's highly recommended that you
pay cash for
your Mr. Frederick
by Buffalo Jim Barrier)
And if you get lost trying to find the
Crazy Horse Too Gift Shop, just follow the
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Editor's note: The actual items pictured in the above satire (not
including the fictitious "Mr.
Frederick" logo) are
available from: PX Direct Jail
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