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Coming Soon! The Frederick Rizzolo Collection

Inside Vegas by Steve Miller
AmericanMafia.com
March 5, 2007

LAS VEGAS - Gucci has them. So does Versace, Prada, and Giorgio Armani. Now renown Sin City style setter and ex-strip club owner Frederick "Rick" Rizzolo (Inmate # 41390-048) announces his exclusive Spring and Fall Collections of original haute couture entitled "Mr. Frederick Designer Prison Wear and Accessories."

Just in time for Spring, the first exclusive Mr. Frederick Collection will soon be available in the finest department stores, fashion boutiques, and Federal Prison commissaries.

HERE ARE JUST A FEW OF MR. FREDERICK'S LATEST DESIGNS:

Introducing...
The Mr. Frederick Federal Prison Uniform

An elegant two piece Inmate's Uniform identical to
Frederick Rizzolo's U.S. Government issued ensemble.
This cotton poly blend permanent press, one breast pocket,
elastic waist band, with no trouser pockets design is
sumptuous simplicity and comfort at it's finest. Perfect
for idling away the warm summer days in the lush
San Joaquin Valley of Central California.
Available in Small - 6 XL.

OTHER EXCLUSIVE MR. FREDERICK DESIGNER ITEMS:

             Mr. Frederick Designer Strait Jacket                          Mr. Frederick Designer Bite Mask
Includes crotch strap to prevent slipping jacket over head     To be used with Wrist Cuffs (below)

THE LATEST "BLING" FROM MR. FREDERICK

Mr. Frederick Belly Chain-Separated Wrist Cuffs   Mr. Frederick Leg Irons (satin finish w/2 keys)
                            (14 Kt Gold with engraved "Mr. Frederick" available by special order)

FOR THOSE MOMENTS OF CONTEMPLATION:

     Mr. Frederick Isolation Hood (Black only)          Mr. Frederick Toilet/Sink Combo
                                                                       (Stainless steel, or 12 Kt Gold Plate)

FOR MOMENTS OF HIGH ANXIETY:

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Mr. Frederick Restraint Chair (black with gray cushions only)             Mr. Frederick Restraint Bed

FOR THOSE MELANCHOLY OR COMPULSIVE MOMENTS:

(Left) Mr. Frederick Suicide Smock (one size fits all - available in black rubber only)

(Right) Mr. Frederick Full Body Restraint & Quit Smoking Bag (available in white w/forest green velcro straps, or teal blue w/midnight black velcro straps). Sure to stop Frederick Rizzolo's chain smoking addiction.

AND FOR THOSE PISSY FITS IN THE EXERCISE YARD:
The Mr. Frederick Spit Net
Be the first to own an original creation by one of Sin City's most stylish racketeers.

Items from the Mr. Frederick Collection will become collector's items and increase in value each time someone on national TV says "The mob left Vegas years ago," or "There is no Mafia."

For a lucky few, Frederick "Rick" Rizzolo's personal Mr. Frederick Federal Prison Uniform and Spit Net will be auctioned following his May 2008 release when he's expected to be welcomed back into Las Vegas and Newport Beach high society to resume his roll as a "Pillar of the community," and casino whale.

Along with Mr. Rizzolo's generous donation of personal items, his cell mate, Bonanno crime family member Vinny Faraci (Inmate # 18408-053), is also expected to donate his Mr. Frederick prison garb to a Las Vegas charity for auctioning after the completion of his five month sentence.

All proceeds from the retail sales and auction of Mr. Frederick merchandise will be donated to the "Mike Signorelli, Keep the Crazy Horse Too Open Fund."

Since Mr. Rizzolo was barred from his own property, and national news stories telling of extortion and violence, business at the Crazy Horse has been terrible and his silent partners are furious. The monies donated to Mr. Signorelli will help him pay Mr. Rizzolo and his associates their unpaid back rent that's now in the rears (no pun intended) over $2 million dollars.

(Proceeds from sales of the Mr. Frederick Collection will not be shared with beating victim Kirk Henry or the IRS.)

      Mr. Frederick
(Photo by Buffalo Jim Barrier)

After he enters prison on May 22, Frederick Rizzolo (# 41390-048) will start to work designing his Mr. Frederick Fall Collection with exclusive items that may be more apropos to his actual living conditions at the Taft Federal Correctional Facility in Central California.

In addition to the above items, the Mr. Frederick Fall Collection is expected to include: The Mr. Frederick Cigar Humidor; Designer Tennis Racquet; Barber Chair: Pool Cue; Massage Table; Authographed Baseball Bat; Sauna; Golf Clubs; Mr. Frederick Scented Soap; Cell Phone; Mr. Frederick monogramed toilet tissue; 18 kt Gold Coke Spoon; Sterling Silver Candle Holders and Monogrammed Flatware for dinners with the Warden.

For information on the Mr. Frederick Collections, including prices and dates the collections will go on sale, visit the chic Crazy Horse Too Gift Shop, 2476 industrial Road (under the overpass next to Buffalo Jim's Garage and the railroad tracks where Scott Fau was beaten to death in 1995 by Frederick Rizzolo's well dressed bouncers).

The Crazy Horse Too Gift Shop accepts all credit cards. But CAUTION: According to former U.S. Attorney Daniel Bogden and Las Vegas City Attorney Bradford Jerbic, numerous incidents involving credit card overcharges at the Crazy Horse resulted in 35 to 40 beatings in a three year period. So it's highly recommended that you pay cash for your Mr. Frederick merchandise.

(AmericanMafia.com photos by Buffalo Jim Barrier)

And if you get lost trying to find the Crazy Horse Too Gift Shop, just follow the sirens.

Copyright © Steve Miller

Editor's note: The actual items pictured in the above satire (not including the fictitious "Mr. Frederick" logo) are available from: PX Direct Jail Products.